More Business as Usual

Meanwhile, while most people have been hit hard by the catastrophic failure of the Bush economy (such as our double-layoff family), today comes the news that Wall Street gave out around $18.4 billion in bonuses last year, the sixth largest amount on record, according to the NYT.

Obama called this "shameful," but his out-of-control Liberal-Muslim-Communist player-hating does nothing to deter my swelling pride in the lions of business, feelings that will persist even as every one of them is lined up against the wall, blindfolded and shot in the head. I sure will miss them after they're gone!

Business as Usual

I really admire the world of business and all of its leaders. When you can justify laying off a six-months-pregnant woman to protect your own salary, the human race is really advancing! Far from being filled with a murderous rage right now, I am full of praise for those captains of industry who, day after day, make the smart decisions that have kept our economy so healthy. When you can find a way to protect your own bank account by heartlessly screwing people who have worked very hard for you, you win! After all, this is what has made America great.

Goodbye, dick!

Just wanted to take a moment to mark the final day of the seemingly endless term of the Worst President Ever. I will never understand for as long as I live how this pathetic, awful man managed to get elected President twice. It's the kind of thing that makes me hate my fellow Americans for being such idiotic dolts. I know there are people that I like who happen to be Republicans and who may have even voted for Bush. You elected a man of towering ignorance, dangerous stupidity and callous assholery. Twice. Thanks for nearly ruining America. Nice work, douchebags.

I'm looking forward to the new guy. I'm pretty curious to see what's going to happen. I'm cautiously optimistic. Mostly, I'm just relieved we're turning the page. Hopefully, good things are ahead.

What a relief!